Obama & Romney Do Lunch
Of gods and men
Obama: “Coffee or tea—oh. Well. Never mind.”
Romney: “Water, please.”
Obama: “Milk?”
Romney: “Just…water. Please. Milk’s a bit too…celebratory.”
Obama: “So….”
Romney: “Yes….”
[7.7 seconds of silence]
Obama: “That 47% comment?”
Romney: “True then. True now.”
Obama: “Gifts to minorities? Really?”
Romney: “How else to account for….”
[9.3 seconds of silence]
Romney: “I could have been a god.”
Obama: “Whoa—sort of a high view of presidential power, wouldn’t you say?”
Romney: “No. Literally.”
Obama: “Oh.”
[12.6 seconds of silence]
Obama: “Vegetable medley? It’s locally-sourced.”
Romney: “Please!”
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