Mommy, why do we electrify grandfather’s sarcophagus?
Xcel Energy Tips for Dead Wood
Dear WOOD,
You used less than average, but 100% more energy than your efficient neighbors:
Tips for conserving electricity:
- Turn off lights when you leave the room.
- Turn off lights IF YOU ARE DEAD.
Please update your mailing address, as invoices mailed to LAKEWOOD CEMETERY have been returned as undeliverable.
Find more energy-saving tips at Xcel Energy.
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Image credits: Kirk Livingston
conversation is an engine 
hahahaha, that is so great
weisserwatercolours
May 26, 2015 at 10:07 am
Thanks!
kirkistan
May 26, 2015 at 10:09 am
This is funny and an out rage at the same time! Turning out the lights would be good! Would you, could you Mr. Wood?
Tracy Bezesky
May 26, 2015 at 10:25 am
Yes, Mr. Wood–I’m with Trace: Turn out your lights! Nice rhymes, by the way.
kirkistan
May 26, 2015 at 10:30 am
LOVE this! LOL 🙂 (FYI – those notices from Excel make me crazy!)
dirofpr
May 26, 2015 at 2:26 pm
They make us competitive. Thanks for your comment.
kirkistan
May 26, 2015 at 2:29 pm