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Xcel Energy Tips for Dead Wood

Dear WOOD,



You used less than average, but 100% more energy than your efficient neighbors:


Tips for conserving electricity:

  • Turn off lights when you leave the room.
  • Turn off lights IF YOU ARE DEAD.

Please update your mailing address, as invoices mailed  to LAKEWOOD CEMETERY have been returned as undeliverable.

Find more energy-saving tips at Xcel Energy.


Image credits: Kirk Livingston

Written by kirkistan

May 26, 2015 at 9:22 am

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  1. hahahaha, that is so great


    May 26, 2015 at 10:07 am

  2. This is funny and an out rage at the same time! Turning out the lights would be good! Would you, could you Mr. Wood?

    Tracy Bezesky

    May 26, 2015 at 10:25 am

    • Yes, Mr. Wood–I’m with Trace: Turn out your lights! Nice rhymes, by the way.


      May 26, 2015 at 10:30 am

  3. LOVE this! LOL 🙂 (FYI – those notices from Excel make me crazy!)


    May 26, 2015 at 2:26 pm

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